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Joke of the Day
"What did the number zero say to the number eight? ""Nice belt."""
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"I've just got back from the opticians. Apparently I have 20/20 hindsight. If only I knew when I was twelve."
"Laundry Day Me: Tell me about this lipstick on your shirt. Him: Babe, I can explain! Me: Don't care. Just ask her the brand and shade name."
"so a man answers a phone call... man - ""I don't know, I live about ten miles from the ocean"" wife - ""who was that? what did they want?"" man - ""some asshole who wanted to know if the coast was clear"""
"Could use a class in what to do with my hands at a concert."
"So the other day I called my girlfriend fa- All family and friends are welcome to the funeral"
"A boy came into the house with a sofa on his back. His father said, ""How many times have I told you not to accept suites from strangers!?"""
"Better to be slapped with the truth than kissed with a lie"
"What store does Governor Ratcliffe go to buy his video games? IT'S BABBAGES, BABBAGES"
"What's everyone's favorite past time, that always has the same outcome, yet does not have an arena or a proper league? Five on one."