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Joke of the Day
"How do you disappoint a Redditor? [removed]"
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"Doc: The good news is this is a surprise birthday party! Patient: But my birthday's not till next month Doc:Which brings me to the bad news"
"Did you know there is a town in Pennsylvania with the same same as one of the Great Lakes? It's eerie."
"I have a friend named Scott who still forwards chain emails. As soon as I figure out what to do w/ the body I'll be Scott-free."
"Why do people with a gluten allergy usually make for pretty funny comedians? Because they always have silly acts."
"Doctor: We need to double your meds Me: Will I still be able to knit little capes for my hamster? Doctor: We need to triple your meds"
"Cry Baby - by Liza Weeping"
"I tried cocaine once It's not all it's cracked up to be."
"Canadian Joke: How was Terry Fox like Hitler? He couldn't finish a race either."
"I come from a long line of people with convenient principles *helps an old lady cross the street because a girl is watching*"