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Joke of the Day

"*somehow manages to beep at you sarcastically*"

"My friend turned up to my costume party dressed as an abacus. I knew I could count on him."

"I was gonna make a joke about the internet... But Why Would We need it"

"QA Manager: And what is the protocol when an aircraft comes inbound with a suspected Ebola case? ""WTF. Planes can catch this shit too?"""

"What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident"

"Tom Hanks is extremely polite... In fact, every time someone asks him for an autograph, he's the one that ends up saying ""T.Hanks"""

"I heard Mexicans are pretty good at boxing Strawberries, raspberries, blueberries, tomatoes."

"what was hitler's favorite weather pattern? HEIL"

"A Game of Thrones Joke What do Theon Greyjoy and Justin Timberlake have in common? A dick in a box."

"Last night my girlfriend kept shouting someone's name while we were having sex. I never met anyone named ""Rape"" though."