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Joke of the Day

"Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!"

"Two antennae had a wedding... It was alright, but the reception was amazing."

"I became a victim of my own crime, I just sat on a toilet seat after I left the lid up"

"Two guys walk into a bar... The first guy looks at the second guy and says... ""You ever wonder why we always walk in together?"""

"Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car."

"(scientists naming weird spiny thing in a bush) Scientist 1: This thing sucks Scientist 2: Yeah! S1: It's hogging all the hedges! S2: Wait."

"Easter Kids' Joke Why can't you sniff out Easter Eggs? (In a tone like you have no idea) ""No bunny nose"" -Made up this morning in bed to a very dissatisfied girlfriend"

"What were the favorite Linux text editors of 8 randomly selected Monty Python fans? vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, vim, emacs, and vim."

"What's the worst thing about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven"

"Q: When is a car not a car? A: When it turns into a parking lot."