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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ground up and in the freezer"
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"gf: i'm breaking up with you. me: is it my drinking habits? gf: well it... me: *interrupts with empty cup straw-sipping noise for 2 minutes*"
"Yo mama so stupid that..... she tried to stop the cold war with a heater."
"A roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says ""I'll take five beers please!"""
"What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad? A Bipolar Bear"
"Local Singles 2.9 Miles From Your Area *refresh page* Local Singles 3.7 Miles From Y.. ""no dont leave"" *refresh page* Local Singles 7.8 Mile"
"Relationships are like Algebra... You look at your X and wonder Y."
"There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe...call in sick tomorrow."
"When does a fuckboy become a fuckman? At his bar mitzfuck."
"Short self made joke, pretty offensive. Did you hear about the cannibal who is a vegetarian? Yea, he only eats vegetables."