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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ground up and in the freezer"
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"Dear neighbor who mows his yard early in the morning tomorrow, I found my bagpipes for tonight."
"There is no ""I"" in ""team."" But there's an ""I"" in ""Tim,"" and my friend Carlos pronounces it ""team"" so....there"
"You know how light travels faster than sound? That's why some people seem bright until they start speaking."
"Tim Cook just came out as gay... I wont be surprised if the Samsung CEO suddenly becomes gay too."
"If Christian Bale has never cancelled a date and said ""sorry to Bale on you"" then I don't think he is living life to the fullest."
"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo."
"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The Wheelchair"
"A child asked me where babies come from. I said,""Like every other man, in Vegas after a night of drinking and clubbing."""
"I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in 5 minutes. It's about Russia."