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Joke of the Day

"A leaf and an emo fall from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo."

"To Usain Bolt who stole my neon jacket You can run, but you can't hide"

"Two ducks are in a pond One says ""quack!"" The other says ""man, i was just about to say that!"""

"Got a hot new neighbor, I finally have something to look at with my night vision goggles besides raccoons."

"When god created Adam, she said: ""I've got good news and bad news.... ...good news is, I'm giving you a penis AND a brain. Bad news is, I'm only giving you enough blood to use one at a time."""

"My wife told me she thinks men in camouflage look sexy... I just can't see it."

"What is it called when a ninja flees the scene of an accident? Hidden Run."

"I've never liked new years at time square They always drop the ball"

"Want to hear a joke about /r/science ? [Deleted]"

"What do you call a trespassing camper? Criminal intent"