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Joke of the Day
"Dear neighbor who mows his yard early in the morning tomorrow, I found my bagpipes for tonight."
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"""I've never told a joke"" ""Are you serious?"" ""Always."""
"My wife did 70 chores around the house Cooking and 69."
"What do you do when you come across Santa on New Years Eve? You wipe it off and apologize."
"Did you hear about the man with no arms or legs that swam the English channel? What a cleverdick..."
"When it comes to politics I'm an agnostic. I don't believe there's an honest politician nor can I prove that one does not exist."
"Hipsters only know their weight in Instagrams."
"How we know that God is not an engineer When designing the human body, an engineer would not run a sewer line through a recreational area."
"PLEASE LEAVE A VOICEMAIL (if you're calling from 1986)"
"It was dark and hazy and I accidentally fapped to Rihanna .. thinking she was Halle berry"