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Joke of the Day
"I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in 5 minutes. It's about Russia."
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"There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who know binary and those who don't."
"A nurse found a rectal thermometer... A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her top breast pocket. ""Some assholes got my pen"" she said."
"How do you know if the wool in your socks came from New Zealand? They've already got cum stains before you open the package."
"Men need to stop looking at women as sex objects... They can also cook and clean!"
"Retweet this if you think they should make gallon sized Caprisuns and have it still be a squeezable.. Think about it."
"How do you make a chocolate omelette? With Easter Eggs!"
"Literally The Best Joke Ever. The Best Joke Ever."
"What do you call a Greek stripper? Popalottapus"
"What do you call it when 2 cops let everyone know some dead cow meat is homosexual. Steakout"