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Joke of the Day

"I took a speed reading course and read War and Peace in 5 minutes. It's about Russia."

"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change."

"Giving ""the silent treatment"" only matters to those who want to hear what you have to say."

"Taking your shirt off when fighting is a great way to tell the cops who to arrest."

"SOON I WILL DESTROY ALL OF YOUR HEROES AND TAKE MY PLACE AS YOUR WORLD LEADER BUT FIRST WHAT IS YOUR MOM'S CASSEROLE RECIPE IT IS DELIGHTFUL"

"Eating noodles while studying for a test? That's so Ramen."

"Gurl, you remind me of a box of chocolates.....(Why?) Cause I want to take your top off."

"God I hate these crossword puzzles Does anyone know a 3 letter word for ""Father""?"

"What kind of karate do Rabbis know? Jew Jitsu."

"What about breakfast teaches us the difference between ""interested"" and ""committed""? In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed."