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Joke of the Day

"If Christian Bale has never cancelled a date and said ""sorry to Bale on you"" then I don't think he is living life to the fullest."

"The term ""Every 60 seconds in Africa , a minute passes"" is stupid Because the majority of Africans don't get seconds , they'll be very lucky if they even get their first servings ."

"What did Jamal get for Christmas? Your Bike"

"What did the shy pebble wish for? That it could be a little bolder!"

"You're so ugly... your birth certificate is a letter of apology."

"The people who shout the loudest about their all powerful God protecting them & delivering them from any evil, also own a gun, just in case."

"So a drum falls off a cliff... ... Ba dum psshhh!"

"Why couldn't the cop save the hippie from drowning? He was too far out man"

"Everyone talks about leaving a better planet for our kids. Let's try to leave better kids for our planet."

"A guy walks into a bar... He says ouch."