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Joke of the Day

"Republicans: Don't let Syrians in! Trump: Don't let ANY Muslims in! Republicans: TOO FAR (dude be cool, we've got an election to win)"

"""What's the difference between a pickpocket and peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."" - Redd Foxx, 1956"

"What discovery was the garden's mathematician excited about? AVOCADO'S NUMBER!"

"Why did Adele cross the road #To say hello from the other side#"

"Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet? He's just Biden his time."

"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investigator"

"Where is the bathroom for I.T people located? At the I pee address."

"I'll pay you to dress like a Comcast employee and let me hit you with my car."

"Who was Mobutu's father? Mobu One"

"Doctor Doctor I'm having trouble with my breathing. I'll give you something that will soon put a stop to that!"