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Joke of the Day

"Why did Adele cross the road #To say hello from the other side#"

"Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell? Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones."

"My wife and I rented Black Hawk Down last night. Or, as Brian Williams likes to call it, the Brian Williams Story."

"I do not like them in my inbox. I do not like them from a blond fox. I do not like your webcam spam. I do not like them, Scam I Am."

"What's worse than a polar bear? A bi-polar bear."

"Hey super sassy black women. I see you. But most importantly, I hear you. And everyone else does too."

"What does a pickle use to make bread? Dill Dough."

"I'm a Polish student in the UK Today the cashier in ASDA asked me if I needed help packing my bags. The Brexit is worse than I thought..."

"The fact that this peanut butter jar states that it ""Contains Peanuts"" makes me extremely nervous for the human race."

"How does it feel to crash a rental car? It Hertz."