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Joke of the Day
"Where is the bathroom for I.T people located? At the I pee address."
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"Me: hey what's this weird lump? WebMD: could be cancer. Me: it's a raisin stuck to my elbow... WebMD: you have two weeks."
"Why do pedophiles love Old Navy sales? Cause all the kid's clothes are 60% off."
"My Porkinson's disease is acting up. I keep crashing my X-Wing."
"Why did it take a strong thief to steal a manhole cover? Because only he could pull it off."
"A new study shows dolphins have great memory. Memories include ""Swam in water"" and ""Ate""."
"She: I think our sex would be off the charts.. Me: You have sex charts?"
"If ""Clue"" came out in 2015, there'd be a fourth ending where the killer is gluten."
"What is that famous Raider saying? Next season!!! Hater nation!!!"
"[Sci fi movie] How did you travel such a distance so fast? ""I went through a wormhole."" Worms in the audience: Omg this is so unrealistic."