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Joke of the Day
"Where is the bathroom for I.T people located? At the I pee address."
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"Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South? Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth."
"I got arrested at the airport last week... Apparently, security doesn't appreciate it when you call ""shotgun"" before boarding a plane."
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"NSFW: Why would I not vote for Bernie Sanders Because he is BS."
"Me: I haven't tweeted in days. Wife: Oh no! Hold on... *opens laptop *types Wife: Phew! Me: What? Wife: Looks like the Internet survived."
"The power going out for 15 minutes is enough to crush any fantasy I have about surviving a zombie apocalypse."
"The punchline came early What does this joke have in common with me the first time I had sex?"
"i jacked off into the toilet and tried to flush but the cum seems to always stay afloat..... well,what do you know...... I got great swimmers!!!"
"Did you hear the one about the dyslexic insomniac agnostic? He would lie awake all night wondering if there was a dog."