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Joke of the Day
"Who was Mobutu's father? Mobu One"
Next Joke
"i just dropped my phone without the case on it and i can't tell what hit the ground faster my phone or my tears"
"What do you call a 200 year old Buffalo? A bison-tennial."
"Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast? It was in bread....."
"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy."
"Feeling sad because my hamster died... Well he's not 'technically' dead yet, but I ran out of food so it's really just a matter of days."
"I organized a threesome last night....there were a couple of no shows, but I still had a good time."
"What did they call Jesus Christ when he was crucified? Holy"
"Have you guys heard about the new internet milk? It's for cereal."
"I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullsh*t."