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Joke of the Day
"Who was Mobutu's father? Mobu One"
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"And the award for Best Actress goes to...*opens envelope*....my 4 year old daughter for her overly-dramatic scene in ""Bath Time""."
"What has two heads and six legs? Nirvana"
"For those of you who don't know me, we haven't met yet."
"9 out of 10 therapist agree to just be yourself The other one realizes that's what got you into this shit in the first place."
"A horror movie with all black people lmao ""Ayo what's going down in ya basement?"" ""That ain't my business"" ""I feel ya"" *Rolls credits*"
"Her: Wasn't it fun cutting down our own Christmas tree? Me: Yea, especially when that guy chased us out of his yard..."
"What is a Men's Rights activist's idea of foreplay? Trying to argue a prostitute into accepting a credit card."
"I miss you like... post your funny ending! let's see what we get..."
"No Grandma, ""sausage fest"" is not a new special breakfast at IHOP"