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Joke of the Day
"Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet? He's just Biden his time."
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"donald trump: ILL HAVE THE SUPER SALAD! waiter: lol no I said soup OR s- [assistant sliding $100] just bring him a huge bowl of lettuce"
"Honey, give me the baby. -Wait until he cries -Until he cries..? Why..? -Because I can't find him..."
"Which is Bernie Sanders' dominant hand? His left one"
"Don't you hate when you're at the mall and there's a kid that just won't shut up. You're like, ""SHHH!"" And he's all, ""STRANGER! DANGER!"
"[at party] friend: is dave coming? me: cool dave or dave who likes watering holes & has amnesia? Dave: well, well, well..who do we have here"
"What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy? Son of a Bith!"
"What did the canibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He wiped"
"What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital? A midwife crisis."
"What's gray and can't fly? A parking lot."