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Joke of the Day

"A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a library.... The librarian stops them. ""What, do you think this is a BAR?"""

"Q: Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible? A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court."

"People who use that snobby pronunciation of ""vase"" make me want to punch them in the foz."

"its 2013 and mcdonalds still doesnt serve breakfast all day"

"I saw a sign at a highschool advertising anal ogies I was confused until I saw handwritten note saying that the printer couldn't print the letter ""R"""

"I don't know if this is even anything. It could be a joke \(_o)/ Judging intelligence by academic performance is like judging a book by how good it is. Some books are shit"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? They can't. The only thing they can screw is your mind."

"I turned on my computer and it went ""Word"" and I was like ""Yo""."

"Did you hear about the comedian who gave an old lady a defective piece of cooking equipment? He's known for his deadpan delivery."

"CW: What'd you have for breakfast? Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios? Me: No."