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Joke of the Day
"People who use that snobby pronunciation of ""vase"" make me want to punch them in the foz."
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"Norm MacDonald's father's favorite joke (as told by Norm MacDonald) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3UqEgL1VXI&t=14m44s"
"What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen? Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops."
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"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He had to work it out with a pencil."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip off."