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Joke of the Day

"Kinda hypocritical of me to complain about people who send mixed signals seeing as the mat in front of my door says ""welcome""..."

"Why do women watch porn movies from start to finish ? They think there will be a wedding at the end."

"A mother moth was telling her baby moth off saying ""If you don't eat all your cotton you won't get any satin."""

"What do you call it when a Catholic remodels his kitchen? A counter reformation."

"An ice cream truck flips over on the highway, what does it leave? A Rocky Road"

"Forgot to turn on the oven. Food's been in there for 45mins. I know, cause I set the timer."

"what is the difference between love and herpies? Love doesn't last forever."

"What's a redditor's favourite sword move? Riposte!"

"I need shocking, offensive, and disgusting jokes. I'm going back to school in a few days, so I need some fucked up jokes. Reddit Community give me your best."

"I will be the first president who is openly mentally ill"