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Joke of the Day
"""50 Cent for 2Pacs of Eminems!? That's Ludacris!"""
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"What does it look like when someone is drowning? lol"
"My girlfriend lost all her hair during chemotherapy and she was crying for hours. I said, ""Why are you so upset? It's just hair. I'm the one that's gotta find a new girlfriend."""
"I'm really starting to hate these little Russian Dolls... They're so full of themselves."
"Why do gay people dress so well? They didn't spend all that time in the closet doing nothing!"
"How did the autistic boy survive his jump from a plane? He was retarded"
"People complain about Facebook privacy settings, but I'm still standing 5 inches away from the guy in the urinal next to me."
"What do you say to a feminist with no arms or legs? Nice tits, bitch!"
"What do you call a midget psychic who just escaped from prison? A small medium at large!"
"ANGEL: the humans need a model for how they should treat you... GOD: [creates dog] ANGEL: ...and for how they actually do GOD: [creates cat]"