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Joke of the Day

"My mom's favorite part of my birthday is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order."

"What is Superman's greatest weakness? A bucking horse."

"Why do black people hate chainsaws Because when you start them they go run nigga nigga nigga"

"7: Its the last week of school so we don't have to go. Can I stay home? Me: Ha! Nice try, kid. Teacher: Its true. Me: Ha! NICE TRY, TEACHER."

"Why is Cinderella so bad at football? A. Because she's got a pumpkin for a coach B. Because she keeps running away from the ball"

"How do you call a blond who changed her hair color to brown? Artificial Intelligence!"

"Brexit's new vowels AIO Since it left E U"

"Circle jerking For when you and your friends want to finish more than each other's sentences."

"What's the difference between rape and extortion? How you spell blackmail"

"""Sensitive"" guys who only retweet chicks, you're not fooling anyone."