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Joke of the Day

"The age old question... The age old question, if I paint my car black will it stop working or will it run faster?"

"If Ice Cube and Snoop Dogg adopted a child... they could call it Slush Puppy :)"

"Swallowing these multivitamins is like swallowing the Titanic Need a little water to wash it down."

"What Slenderman doesnt have? Facebook."

"How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Protesters never change anything."

"What's Mario's favourite clothing? Denim denim denim"

"What do you call a Mexican firefighter? Jose"

"New reality show. Put the commenters from YouTube videos in a house with the commenters from Yahoo Answers. Burn the house down."

"My psychic is a talented blind woman. She has a fifth sense."

"There is nothing wrong with sex before marriage... ... as long as it doesn't delay the wedding."