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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a person who wears adult diapers? Ehh, it depends."

"There are 5 things I really hate: 1) Racists. 2) People who can't spell. 3) Math 4) Whyte people"

"How many teens does it take to change a light bulb 1, they stand there and wait for the world to revolve around them"

"The worst time to find out your parents are dead is probably right after you've taken a large hit from helium balloon."

"If there was a black character in the game of Clue... The game would be called ""Solved."""

"What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out."

"Facebook definitely needs to change their name. Pretty sure books aren't supposed to make you dumber."

"If flying by the seat of your pants was so easy, do you think I would still be dealing with morning traffic to get to work?"

"Want a slutty costume? Dress up like my professors, they barely cover anything important."

"Christmas gift Mom walks to her son ""Johnny, what would you like for Christmas - a brother or a sister?"" she asks ""Well, I'd like a sled, but I don't know if your vagina can handle that."" he replies."