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Joke of the Day
"My wife says I'm a clueless idiot. I didn't even know I had a wife."
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"The dark lord Saran has wrapped Middle Earth in 2-3 days of freshness."
"Did you hear the one about the gay cleptomaniac magician? He disappeared with a poof."
"A duck walks into a drug store, He goes and puts lip stick on the check out counter. The cashier asks, ""will this be cash or check?"" The duck says, ""neither; just put it on my bill."""
"Did you hear about the mathematician who hated negative numbers? He'll stop at nothing to avoid them!"
"Why shouldn't you run over a mexican kid on a bike? Because it might be your bike."
"The most important organ I used to think the brain was the most important organ. Then I thought, look what's telling me that."
"Whenever I go bowling.... I enter my name as ""3 testicles"". That way, occasionally the monitor says ""Congratulations 3 testicles! You got a spare!"""
"How many Fat Acceptance Movement activists does it take to change a light bulb? You don't need to change your bulb. Light or heavy, you are beautiful and worthy of acceptance."
"How do Itallian chefs swap emails? By spaghett-e-mail!"