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Joke of the Day
"My wife says I'm a clueless idiot. I didn't even know I had a wife."
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"What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him? An airplane"
"I skipped leg day at the gym, but don't worry I balanced it out by skipping arm day, chest day, ab day, and back day so I'm good to go."
"What is a mexican's favourite sport? Cross-Country Running"
"Why was the sea snail sad? Because it was abalonely"
"How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool!"
"It's impossible to stick out your tongue and roll your eyes up at the same time ...without looking like an idiot."
"Why stop with two L's Lloyd? why?"
"He thought I wore a size two. A size two?! I started laughing so hard, I spit out the donut I was eating."
"What yelling. Four while playing golf actually stands for It stands for, ""FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YOURE ABOUT TO DIE!"""