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Joke of the Day

"Baby, did you sit on my F5 key? Cuz dat ass is refreshing."

"How do you find a blind man on a nudist beach? It's not hard..."

"Windows 7, windows 8, windows 10, Why did they skip 9? Because, 7 8 9..."

"Finally saw ""The Price Is Right"" with the new host. Maybe it's the glasses, but Drew Barrymore looks really different."

"I'm sick of all these passive-aggressive posts. You know who you are."

"When I was a kid I slept with a nightlight... to keep away monsters who were scared of small, low wattage light bulbs."

"Republicans say they're not satisfied with Michele Obama's speech because she didn't give it from her kitchen."

"Back in the day, I took $5 to the store and came out with.. 3 bags of chips, a pack of snickers, 2 bottles of coke, a newspaper and a bottle of whisky. And today? CCTVs everywhere!"

"Congratulations on ""obtaining"" your yellow belt. If we're ever attacked by 3 pieces of wood being held together, you're in charge."

"My dad taught me you can't try rationalize with crazy... It was a self-taught lesson."