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Joke of the Day

"How do you piss off a redditor? This GOD-DAMN joke has been reposted SO many times, and its not even clever in the first place!!! Im super serial guys, knock it off."

"How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb? Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself."

"I once saw three holes in the ground. Well, well, well."

"If a dog has puppies in a public place, can they be arrested for littering?"

"If I ever had to hear ""Margaritaville"" in its entirety I would strangle myself to death."

"My dog cant hear me yelling at him to stop chasing squirrels, but he can hear a damn cheese wrapper from 500 miles away"

"What pizza topping to Koreans enjoy the most? Pupperoni"

"I dig, you dig, we dig, he dig, she dig, they dig. Its not a beautiful poem, but its very deep."

"Why is outer space so cold? All the space heaters are on earth!"

"My dad doesn't see why he should pay a mechanic to rotate his tires. He says they're rotating the entire time he's driving!"