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Joke of the Day
"What's brown and sticky? A stick!"
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"What do you call the sweat that forms on a guys scrotum while he copulates with his sister? Relative humidity."
"Your mother is like a brick Flat on both sides and laid by mexicans"
"A black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, ""wow where did you get that?"" Parrot looks at him and says ""Africa, there's millions of them."""
"Things safer than flying Malaysia Airlines: -Badger juggling -Heroin enemas -Grenade soup -Live cobra condoms -Roman candle tampons -Ebola"
"Twitter mobile app is still showing stars not hearts so I'm going to stay on here like those violinists at the end of Titanic."
"When I was 13 I prayed to God to lengthen my penis by 1"". I think I made him angry. Either that or the Olympian Gods answered my prayer."
"What's grey and comes in litres? An elephant. Apologies if this is a repost - heard it yesterday and had to share."
"Pakistan makes nuclear threat in response to fake news The struggle Israel"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a painting..."