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Joke of the Day

"What's 18 inches long, and makes a woman scream the entire night? Her dead baby."

"All my friends are convincing me to travel to Northwest Territories... But I'm having Nunavut."

"What is the similarity between a porn-actress and Jesus? They're both getting nailed."

"Well... cats clean themselves... and we *are* out of toilet paper..."

"Why was the lesbian mermaid fired from the bakery? She was eating all the muff-fins."

"In a tagteam match, Chuck Norris was teamed with Hulk Hogan against King Kong Bundy and Andre The Giant. He pinned all 3 at the same time."

"I asked Princess Leia why her and Han weren't going to make it... She said it is because ""Han shot first."""

"I walked past the pub the other day with my girlfriend, and they wouldn't stop calling me a paodophile just cause I'm 30 and she's 20 They completely ruined our 10th anniversary."

"How do you circumsise a redneck Kick his sister's chin"

"Butterflies are like regular flies, but they live at Paula Deen's house."