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Joke of the Day

"What do jedi hate the most? Forced jokes."

"Actually, there are but two types of people Those who can extrapolate from limited data ..."

"I asked the barman why he wouldn't serve me. All he kept saying was, ""Too drunk."" He should really stop drinking on the job."

"ME: omg I love your accent! Say that again! MY AUSTRALIAN WIFE: You're shallow and selfish. I'm leaving you and taking the kids."

"Fish I've got a great pet fish. I called him home. He is an absolutely wonderful fish! You might even say there's no plaice like home!"

"My wife told me to give her 12 inches and make it hurt So I punched her in the face and fucked her twice. Har har har"

"Some people are legally blind. What happens to the illegally blind?"

"About a year ago I told my friend there's plenty of fish in the sea. Last I heard he is still sitting there holding his rod."

"Change is inevitable... Unless you go to a vending machine."

"Chuck Norris was at an interview ... And he ended up giving the guy head but didn't give him the job."