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Joke of the Day
"Ok pregnant ladies. Today's the day! #LaborDay"
Next Joke
"Look, boss, all I said was, ""I bet my raise is as big as your dick."" Whether that's an insult or not is entirely up to you."
"Me: ""If Americans say 'sidewalk', what do we mean in England?"" My six year old: ""Crab!"""
"Marriage jokes A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""
"4-year-old: What's that? Me: A vegetable you won't like. If you don't tell Mom, I'll take it from you. *eats her bacon*"
"What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients? At your cervix, m'lady"
"Why can't you run through a campsite? Because you ran when it's past tents."
"I just woke up pissed off for no reason..... now I know how a woman feels."
"Xerox and Wurlitzer are going to merge... They're going to market reproductive organs."
"What do you call it when a DJ doesn't wear a period appropriate costume? Era Error"