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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Junior League debutantes engage in group sex? Too many thank you notes to write afterwards."

"Someone said I was racist because I misspelled pico de gallo. It's like they don't even know I misspell English words also..."

"Support the war on crack. Stop wearing low rise jeans."

"So many women, so little time to disappoint them all."

"I exercise religiously. Which means I go running dressed as the Pope."

"I asked Santa for a Frisbee when I was a kid.... But I was an only child, so he gave me a boomerang."

"Guys we should stop saying these Mexican jokes... (To be said after few Mexican jokes) We're crossing the border"

"When ppl I know try to explain a problem they're having w/ someone I don't know, I think, ""when I get home I'm going to eat food & watch TV"""

"You know what's not right? Left"

"""I'd do filthy things to that Princess from Star Wars"" *""What, Leia?""* ""Well obviously - but I was thinking more of a rim-job and a soapy titwank"""