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Joke of the Day

"Why don't Junior League debutantes engage in group sex? Too many thank you notes to write afterwards."

"What people travel the most? Romans."

"How can you tell between a graphic designer and recruiter? Ask them to pronounce ""hires"""

"What's the dumbest animal in the jungle? A polar bear"

"Look at your disgusting balls. That's LITERALLY exactly what Jesus wants them to look like. #Bible"

"Psychiatrist: ""Your check bounced and was returned for insufficient funds."" Me: ""So how does that make you feel?"""

"What do you call a French hooker in Pakistan? Lahore"

"What do you call a snail on a sail boat? A snailor"

"I called the bookstore and asked if they had any books about constipation. She told me it hasn't come out yet"

"Mom, I'm sleeping wit the neighbour -That's unacceptable young lady! He could be your Dad! -But Mom, you don't understand. Age doesn't matter for true love! -I didn't say anything about age ..."