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Joke of the Day

"Mom, I'm sleeping wit the neighbour -That's unacceptable young lady! He could be your Dad! -But Mom, you don't understand. Age doesn't matter for true love! -I didn't say anything about age ..."

"It would be hard work being a deep-sea diver they're under a lot of pressure."

"What's the worst part about being a black Jew? you have to sit at the back of the gas chamber."

"A great pun... is its own reword."

"Mohammed Ali & Michael J Fox How come every video of Ali and Michael J Fox I see them in they're shaking hands? To soon....?"

"A cop pulls a guy over.... And asks the man ""sir have you been drinking tonight?"" Looking around the car bewildered he replies ""why is there a fat bitch in here?"""

"I changed my iPod's name to ""The Titanic"". It's synching."

"What's the best part of having sex with twenty seven year olds? There are twenty of them."

"How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? - She starts her sentence with ""A man once told me..."""

"Did you hear the one about the Rabbi who performed circumcisions? He never charged for his services, but he always kept the tips."