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Joke of the Day

"Psychiatrist: ""Your check bounced and was returned for insufficient funds."" Me: ""So how does that make you feel?"""

"So, a florist gave me the wrong flowers. I think they're called oopsie daisies."

"Why are Mexicans good at bow hunting? Because they hav-an-arrow! :D"

"What is the most religious unit in electrical engineering? Ohm."

"Why does Highlander 2 exist? There can only be one."

"What Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? A threesome"

"What did one tampon say to another tampon? Nothing, They were both stuck-up bitches."

"Just used shampoo so fortifying that a giant brick wall manifested around me in the shower & I guess this is my home now."

"Can someone please explain this joke to me ""It shoulds be spelled 'colllllllllllllege cause ive taken far more than 2 L's"" My friend sais L means loses but loses of what"

"What did the man with the world's largest penis have for breakfast? I had a bowl of Corn Flakes and some buttered wheat toast."