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Joke of the Day

"Psychiatrist: ""Your check bounced and was returned for insufficient funds."" Me: ""So how does that make you feel?"""

"What are the similarities between fat chicks and bricks? they both get laid by mexicans"

"There is a blonde and a zebra in a bath tub... And the blonde asks the zebra, ""can you pass the soap?"" The zebra says, ""What do you think I am? A fucking typewriter!?"""

"What do you call five black people having sex? A threesome."

"To be a man is basically to watch a beautiful Rose go by and think, ""I want to fuck that in the butt"""

"My daughter is playing ""you can't find me, Mommy""... I'm playing ""I'm not trying, Suckaaaa""."

"A man is praying to God because his son is a stripper. God replies, you think you've got it bad, my son thinks he's a doctor."

"If I'm ever on life support, unplug me... Then plug me back in. See if that works."

"@NBCSports thank you for making the sports"

"An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar... ...to watch the Welsh play in the quarter-final"