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Joke of the Day
"What people travel the most? Romans."
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"Which is the smallest pub in the world? The Thalidomide Arms."
"My friend's name is Iceewe Neer He sounds like a dick but once you get to know him he's actually pretty chill."
"What's the right age to tell an adopted child it's a highway?"
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef Stroganoff"
"A car goes to the grocery store... For the first time, who didn't see one's part because it was the only one left"
"I think my parents should have named me Winter So that every time I'm having sex with my girlfriend, I could shout 'Brace yourselves! Winter is coming!'"
"Damn girl Just $5 for a blowjob? You have syphigonnaidsitis or something?"
"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they'll just beat the room for being black!"
"""So what kind of comedy will you be doing for us?"" ""The usual, self defecating."" ""Ha, I think you mean deprecating."" ""Think all you like."""