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Joke of the Day

"I called the bookstore and asked if they had any books about constipation. She told me it hasn't come out yet"

"What do you call a pre-maturely born Chinese boy? Sudden Lee"

"TMZ reportedly has a copy of a Dora the Explorer sextape which shows Dora having sex, using drugs and making racially insensitive comments."

"Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office? Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry."

"*hands you a marijuana* ""This one's called Air Bud. It'll make you play basketball. Also it might turn you into a golden retriever."""

"What's green and has wheels? The grass. I lied about the wheels."

"I like my coffee how I like my slaves... Free."

"I got married to an antenna... The wedding was ok, but the reception was awesome!"

"My shoes were meant for each other They're sole-mates"

"Why was the black man so tall? ...Because his knee grows."