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Joke of the Day
"I hit a kid with my car last night Then I realized it was only a goat."
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"Donald Trump is the next President but... The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife."
"What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus ? A cow that can milk itself !"
"Today in linear algebra we were ranking matrices I said the first was the best then the second and the third was the worst"
"What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes? Your sole is mine!"
"What do burgers think when they are surrounded by gherkins? They think they are in a pickle."
"What do you get if you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow? Brown-chicken-brown-coooow [sounding like this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3R0aM2QHiFU)"
"When I bought pizza today my hands started to spasm You could say I got Little Seizures."
"The Nietzsche Family Circus random generator"
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? He'll be all right."