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Joke of the Day

"New Subway rule: You must give the person in front of you a wedgie if they take more than 5 seconds to choose what kind of bread they want."

"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims."

"I wonder if George Michael was a organ donor So he could really give his heart to someone special this Christmas."

"A book just fell on my head. I've only got myshelf to blame."

"why did the pervert cross the road? because his dick was stuck in the chicken"

"If you think swimming with dolphins is expensive then you should try swimming with sharks. Cost me an arm and a leg."

"I've always stood up for black people. It's not worth getting stabbed over a seat."

"Most men know that women dream of having two men at the same time. But they don't understand that in those fantasies one man is cleaning the house and the other one is cooking."

"THERE IS A THIN LINE BETWEEN 911.. AND 9/11"

"what should you never say to a bossy person planning the funeral of a loved one ""who died and put you in charge?"""