224453

Joke of the Day

"Something came in the mail today... My taxes"

Next Joke
 
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pump kin"
"What did Kobe Bryant's teamates say to him while he was scoring 81 points? ""I'M FUCKING OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"""
"what happens when you pop a cherry? she starts crying"
"Wanna hear a racist joke? What's worse than the Holocaust? The Jews."
"The strip club around the corner got its liquor license revoked. I'll still go there for breakfast, but I'll have to order the regular OJ."
"Anyone know the six most frightening words in the world ??? ""The Dentist will see you now."""
"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They'll just beat the room for being black"
"Knock Knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"
"He was in a pub when he proposed. It was very romantic he got up on one knee."