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Joke of the Day
"Can somebody help me? I have a drug problem... I ran out of heroin."
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"What's the difference between Reddit and 9Gag? About 5 seconds."
"Me: When does karaoke start? Him: Never. Me: But I put my ""I ? Karaoke"" t-shirt on. Him: We noticed. Me: This is the worst funeral ever."
"Wife: wow, we must have had a lot of trick or treaters come by! Me: wha? Her: Because all the candy is gone Me: Ooooh right. So many."
"What did they say to the doctor that wanted to sew his own stitches? ""Suture self!"""
"I've decided I'm not going to focus on my past anymore. So, if I owe you money, I'm sorry."
"I lost my job... I got fired from my job at the M&M's factory yesterday for throwing away all the W's."
"What do girls and noodles have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them."
"My girlfriend says she's leaving me because I'm obsess with football In my defence I got Kolarov,Otamendi,Thiago Silva and Dani Alves"
"What's a gay man's favorite time? Eight a'cock"