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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...without a penis."
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"How come about the ""About the Author"" never includes anything negative? ""He was born in Indiana where he's widely regarded as a scumbag."""
"Did you hear what the blind man said to the deaf man? Neither did he."
"I used balloons to propose to a girl I met on the internet... I then saw her face for the first time and had to pop the question."
"Surprised to learn that famed pornography company American Apparel has entered the clothing business."
"What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race? An all day run"
"What does a gay horse eat? HAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY"
"I received a rolex for Christmas from the lesbian couple who live next door. Now, while I am happy with the gift, I guess they didn`t quite understand what I meant when I told them, ""I wanna watch""."
"The world record for enjoying jazz is 48 seconds."
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the P is silent."