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Joke of the Day

"How come about the ""About the Author"" never includes anything negative? ""He was born in Indiana where he's widely regarded as a scumbag."""

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"What's the difference between jelly and jam? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick in your ass."
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"""Be cool, it's the cops"" I said to my 3 cats I dressed up like robbers as my other 3 cats came out of the kitchen dressed like policemen"
"[ 3 AM ] Friend: I got a flat and I'm stranded Me: Do you have snacks in your car? Friend: No Me: *Hangs up"
"Why I love duct tape? It can turn ""No, no no!"" into ""mmph, mmmph, mmmph"""
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"How do you tell someone that they're not smart enough to manipulate you, without hurting their feelings?"
"What is 12 inches long and hangs infront of a cunt? Trump's tie"