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Joke of the Day

"I used balloons to propose to a girl I met on the internet... I then saw her face for the first time and had to pop the question."

"if i was a conductor of an orchestra, i would abuse my power by making them warm up to a stirring rendition of ""ice, ice, baby."""

"I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff But I forgot the link."

"I taped a slice of bread on the ceiling. And that's how you start a rave party in Ethiopia."

"Did you hear about the circus fire? It was intense"

"The best joke of all... ...is the number of this sub's subscribers"

"An iPhone 7 walks into a bar ... I'll have a Jack please!"

"What's the difference between your mom and my mom? Your mom still sucks my dad's dick"

"Just found James Franco in the alley behind my apartment playing checkers with a pigeon."

"I'm not disappointed, I'm just mad"