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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the P is silent."
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"What did one orphan say to another? Robin, get in the batmobile."
"ELI5 What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about? Ooops... wrong sub."
"Hey guys, don't you just hate it when you're woken up in the middle of the night for sex? can't wait to get out of prison."
"[police lineup] VICTIM: That's him! The dopey fat guy in the middle. COP: We haven't started yet. That's your own reflection in the glass."
"Why did the semen cross the road? Because I wore the wrong sock this morning"
"What exactly is dissassociative identity disorder? I've heard of it but don't know what it means?"
"Where's the school for the blind? ... It's hard to see."
"My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is getting better!"
"What does a man who loves his car do on February 14? He gives it a valenshine!"