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Joke of the Day
"What does a Persistent Jedi do when he gets destroyed in a race? An all day run"
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"I like my slaves like i like my cream whipped"
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"Why don't witches have babies? Because their men have hollow-weenies!"
"Hey man, 1980 called. It wants its--oh, can you hold on? I've got 1945 on the other line, and he's conferencing in 1973 so I should get this"
"Vitamin C is Spanish for Vitamin Yes"
"I used to piss my pants in front of my 3rd grade class.... And it cost me my entire teaching career.."
"This man recorded his son every day for a decade. The footage is breathtaking and takes 10 years to watch."
"You can tell a lot about a person by how quickly they grab their phone back to make sure you don't scroll through the rest of their photos."
"Anybody can piss on the floor but it takes a great man to shit on the ceiling"