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Joke of the Day

"The world record for enjoying jazz is 48 seconds."

"We named our beautiful daughter after my mother. Passive Aggressive Psycho turns 22 this year!"

"I think the best way to reduce stress in your life is to be wealthy and attractive."

"How do you make a whore moan? With peptides... Sicko.."

"A ham sandwich walks into a bar and orders a beer. Bartender says, Sorry we don't serve food here."

"I like to drink and run. I call it ""Bacardio""."

"According to a dating app, Amazon employees are more desirable than employees at other tech companies. Plus, if you sleep with one, they will recommend someone else you might also like."

"What do you call a pirate's helicopter? An Eye-patchy helicopter! >>(Apache) . Ill show myself out."

"Saying Trump can't be an antisemite because his daughter converted to Judaism is like saying he can't be sexist because he married a woman."

"Worst part of my old job was drug screenings. Had to tell a guy he was pregnant. Lesson: don't use your girlfriend's urine for testing."