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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had sex while camping.... It's fucking in-tents"
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"Why did Sally the Sloth sleep in all day? Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly."
"If you can't enjoy sex when I sing Ladysmith Black Mambazo, we either need to hire 9 black men or have the racism talk."
"Women's magazine Page 14: accept yourself as you are Page 15: how to lose 5 Kg in 2 weeks Page 16: best cake recipes ever.."
"How do you keep a blonde waiting? I'll tell you tomorrow."
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!"
"[1st moon landing] Mission Ctrl: Be sure to say something important & profound Neil: Ok *steps onto moon* Neil: *clears throat* I'm a vegan"
"Why were the ghosts wet and tired? They had just dread-ged the lake."
"OMG! I just got an email (in my bulk mail folder) from Oprah Winfrey!!! She's gonna help me increase the size of my penis!!!"
"Him: I won't bore you with the details. Me: Too late for that."