84163

Joke of the Day

"What does Santa Claus call his more thuggish elves? Gangsta wrappers!"

"Would've totally banged this chick at the bar, but I noticed she had a crooked pinkie toe. Better luck with someone without standards,babe."

"I have a friend who is a Jehovah's Witness. He tried to tell me a knock knock joke and got all pissed off when I ignored him."

"[judge at restaurant] ""I will try... the lobster"" [2 hours later] ""I find the lobster guilty of money laundering and embezzlement"""

"I got dressed... I'm a changed man now."

"I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex. he is a small arms dealer."

"My daughter said she was in a memoir. I was intrigued until I realized what she said was meme war. Whatever tickles your fancy, Love."

"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a rapist? A rapist doesn't waste time beating around the bush"

"My psychiatrist says I have revenge issues... I'll show him."

"Why don't you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they're really good at it."