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Joke of the Day

"What did Oscar Pistorius say when his cellmate asked him how he ended up in prison? ""I'm stumped."""

"I want Ebola... cereal"

"wh is bhdiffrnece bet?wen corn it's the method"

"How did Camelot get its name? Guinevere liked to hump a lot."

"Job interview with Al-Qaeda Had a job interview with Al-Qaeda today. ""Where do you see yourself exploding in five years? "", they asked."

"I so want to be in a relationship. I want to account for everything I do. Answer to someone when I come home late. And get dragged over the coals for not calling a hundred times a day."

"What do you call a real old korean? Jurassic Park"

"How do you make an Octopus laugh? Give it ten-tickles"

"Wild horses could definitely drag me away. Tame horses could too. A slightly muscular hamster probably could drag me away at this point."

"He's a few clowns short of a circus. "