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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama is so fat...that when she wore a blue and green sweatereveryone thought she was Planet Earth"

"How do you milk sheep? With iPhone accessories."

"What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)"

"Today I found out what it feels like to be discriminated against. I was unfairly labeled a scrub JUST because I was hanging out the passenger side of my best friend's ride."

"Yo momma... Is so fat she started a new diet, lost a lot of weight and is doing really well now."

"My love for shampoo is unconditioner."

"i wonder how many time-travelers accidemtaly went back in time instead of forward but then saw a knight & thought ""wow look at this robot!!"""

"You've got to hand it to midgets Because they cant reach it themselves"

"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? 'Hi girls!'"

"House for sale. Spider on ceiling."