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Joke of the Day

"You only live once, so don't forget to spend 16 hours every day on the internet, desperately searching for the validation of strangers."

"[GoT Spoiler] Olly really wanted to know how.. Jon came back from the dead, but instead, Jon just left him hanging."

"Hillbillies are getting restless. Neighbor kid is dancing around a burn barrel listening to Whitesnake & wearing a Batman mask"

"What's the difference between reading the Bible and talking shit? None."

"How many political idealists does it take to change a light bulb? None, political idealists can't change anything."

"I don't know why China wants to continue the One China policy... I mean, the One Child policy didn't turn out too well."

"Do Wilma Flintstone got a booty? She yabba-dabba dooooooo!"

"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter? ""Quack, quack."""

"Ran into my ex on the street. He's got a hot wife & 2 kids. I have a taco in my hand. And one in my purse. And an emergency taco in my coat."

"It's always an ungodly hour for atheists."