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Joke of the Day

"Those glasses really do make you look more dignified. Respectacles"

"I'll show you where easter eggs come from -- you may be surprised!"

"Why is Darth Vader black? Because he left his son."

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Not bad!"

"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? Fish."

"My friend is a med student, and decided to go into oncology Apparently it's a growth industry."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? .... because Bernie Sanders challenged him to a debate about the future of America."

"What do your mom and Poland have in common? a lot of countries have been inside her."

"Someone broke a hole in the nudist colony's fence. Police are looking into it."

"Medical fact If a woman drinks two glasses of wine a day, it increases the chance of a stroke. If you let her finish the bottle, she'll probably suck it as well! haw haw haw"