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Joke of the Day

"I only drink on special occasions... Luckily for me, I just broke my record for consecutive days alive today"

"Tests are like jokes... You just gotta get through them, and sometimes you find out they're not that bad! And other times you have cancer."

"People say Donald trump is inexperienced as a politician... But he's the best damn liar I've ever seen!"

"Yo mama joke(FNAF2) Yo mama is so ugly that even the puppet master was scared of her!"

"Why did the man lose his job in a fruit packing firm? He kept throwing the bent bananas away."

"It would be endearing to call Elon Musk... Musk Dear"

"You can tell that Donald Trump isn't Amish ...because he is terrible at building a Cabinet."

"Wishing Charlie Sheen a full recovery from his addiction to awesome fun."

"What do you call a dog that is also a magician? A Labracadabrador."

"My friend asked me today what the name of the show is where they go fishing and catch all the crabs..I said ""Jersey Shore""...Was I wrong?"